Check me out!

Oh yeah, this little girl has got some moves. Not only can she hold her head up, kick her feet, and poop ninety miles an hour...She, my friend, already knows how to work the menfolk.

That's it! She is grounded until she is at least 40! Either that or I will have to avoid bathing her and start dressing her in burlap.


Although she looks innocent, like a twin of her angelic Daddy... She is not afraid of talking smack like her crazy Momma. Like me, she seems to be quite a talker. She likes to coo, flirt, and chortle at her friends, the toys, but when she turns on them it gets pretty ugly. The evil eye comes out and the trash talking begins.
She will chastise, insult, and argue with each stuffy in turn. She's not afraid to call them out on their bullshit.
It is adorable.
It makes me proud.

I don't know why the text in this post is underlined or weird coloured. I can't figure it out and it is seriously pissing me off! Gotta go...the baby is stirring.